i really love how bad my typing gets a night
I'm a real heart-breaker on the Internet.
Anonymous asked: what do you look like?
conksucker: angelmojo: mcsingle: im not even a person anymore im just a sack of feelings that is not a sack of feelings that is cat
i’m going to put bath salts in the brownies i send you
going to go make brownies because i’m insecure and needy and i don’t know what else to do with my life
I told my dad “Honey Roasted Honey Bunches of Oats” like six times, then he sends me this: Sometimes I wonder if he knows how to read.
lol wait, were you being sarcastic?
MOTHEROFGOD THE FALL OUT BOY FANDOM IS INSANE
plot twist: ezra gives up on his dreams.
My grandfather is getting a triple bypass tomorrow...
don’t worry i’ll liveblog it
tangledleaves replied to your post: I used to not care if my status update didn’t get… i sob if a text post doesn’t get at least 5 notes well you’re tumblr famous so stfu karsten i’m happy if i get one one is enough to make a text post a keeper
I used to not care if my status update didn’t get any notes on facebook, but now it is like a failed text post on tumblr, like a joke you said, and you’re not sure if no one one heard it, or if it just isn’t funny. D E L E T E A L L E V I D E N C E